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What The Fuck?

That is the question I found myself asking today after a long game of hide and go seek. Why the **** do we have wars?

Seriously??

All the ever results from wars are:

a.) Loss of money
b.) Loss of resources
c.) Loss of life
and d.) More f***ing wars

The only answer behind it all is just a load of backhanded slaps and handkerchief whipping between politicians from different countries who have weak drunken brawls after one too many glasses of gin and tonic. Now all you conspiracy theorists can interpret my stance from that above statement anyway you wish (I’m looking at Rosie (<3) and her mother (who according to the Institute of Mal I “Luv”)) but in the long run it isn’t going to get you anywhere, and this in turn is quite similar to track running. I myself have done track running and find it rather amusing, especially when the other participants realise that after all that wasted hot air they’ve found themselves back where they started. Wow, that is an impressive metaphor on war. Hopefully then George will die of a heart attack soon as he’s been going around and around this track for sometime, and has been carefully leading America with him like the mother of person with Down’s Syndrome who will take them to events and parties but always seems to be smiling and holding their hand.

All in all wars are just warts without the t.

Published in: on December 31, 2007 at 5:20 am Comments (3)

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  1. The results you listed above are applicable to the citizenry, but not to those who utilize war to their advantage. There is great profit to be made by the elites, the defense contractors, and financial backers of military campaigns. We will continue the cycle until we repudiate those who pit man against man using religious/cultural/political justifications to pit one Earthly resident against another.

  2. Actually George is the person with Downs Syndrome and hes being led by his father.

  3. I agree, wars are absolutely ridiculous. They should put Bush and the presidents he’s fighting with in the room of knives. In my opinion, the presidents are just too pussy to actually fight, they have to get other people to do it for them. After all, there’s a reason why they call us ‘human resources’. All the rest of us humble residents of the Earth are just here to do what we’re told by those that are higher up, in charge. But why do we have such assholes ruling this planet? They’re no more special than any other human here, they dont have special powers, they still have to brush their teeth and eat food and crap. Why dont we elect people that are sensible, who are actually decent leaders, instead of greedy and bickering and hankering after oil belonging to other countries? Cos thats what this war in the middle east is about, the oil. Do some research, you’ll find Bush decided to invade Iraq in April 2001, six months before September 11th, and the official reason was to improve Western access to Iraqi oil. Google three words ‘oil iraq war’, and see what you come up with. But anyway, the world leaders arent chosen by the people, whatever they may think. We have no input. Elections are rigged, they’re decided by persons who are even up above presidents and all, the puppet masters if you like. We’re sheep. And when they want a war, for whatever motive, not what they want you to think thats for certain, we’re made to go along with it, our people are deployed, unwilling, to their graves. Its ridiculous. I’m glad we live in NZ.


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